Welcome to Fancy Pants Cafe!

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We are an imaginary cafe in the heart of room 1.116 at Holmesglen Institute's Moorabbin campus. Born from the need to complete an assessment task we were thought into existence by Robert Warrandyte in an attempt to satisfy their academic overlord's completely reasonable expectations.

Since then we have grown into a comfy and cozy hideaway for all manner of folk from gnomes and elves to druids and warlocks, and everyone in-between, who find themselves seeking a respite from the daily grind.

Events and functions

Our events and function room is currently undergoing renovations and is not available for bookings at this time.

Where for art thou?

To find us you need to follow the second star to the right, and continue straight on until morning.

Or... click this button to see a map.

Find Us

Beware of ninjas. Good luck, traveler!

Open hours:

7am - 8pm

(everyday, except public holidays)