Land ho!
You can find Fancy Pants Cafe at:
488 South Road, Moorabbin
Or you can email us at: email@placeholder.com
And for the bravest among you, here's our phone number. But, be warned: a real person may answer the phone and you will have to speak with them...
(03) 555-6789
Open hours:
7am - 8pm
(everyday, except public holidays)
Limited on-site parking is available but it can fill-up fast! All parking is metred parking which can be paid for either by app or at the machine. Detailed instructions are available on-site. See signage for further information.
Beware of pirates, and the minotaur who wanders the catacombs. If the minotaur should corner you, play them a soothing tune to lull them into a tranquil sleep.
Good luck, traveler!
Events and functions
Our events and function room is currently undergoing renovations and is not available for bookings at this time.
